Monday, December 18

Cole's Lady

Rather than go over last May, I will save that post for a rainy day when there is nothing else to speak of. I do now, however, have a very interesting subject that should be talked about extensively. It has to do with one of our pocket aces, the younger more pimpish one: King Cole... but not just Hamels or his stats or his flowing hair or his strikeout dominance or his rarely known facts. But let us now take a look at his fiance because "behind every great man is a great woman." And I would not mind having this woman behind me...or vice versa.

Her name?: Heidi Strobel

Where she is from, where she went to school, what she studied in, what her hobbies are, what is her favorite color, food and musical taste???: Who cares when you look like this (the blonde)...

...and there it is. My post on Cole's fiance. Do you really want to know more about her? Then go look on wikipedia or something because that picture pretty much sums it all up for me.


Now about the article that inspired me to write this: King Cole gets hitched. And while I should be saying congratulations and all that to the kid, he is certaintly missing out on the Burrell-like ass that Old City presents to ballplayers. Cole could have ladies hotter than Heidi on a daily basis, but then again I guess love is nice and all that...blah blah blah. So besides bitching about our future ace wasting his twentys on what could be numerous amounts of random play, I will list some quotes from Cole himself.

"I've attended a few charity events, and gotten to know what Philadelphia has to offer, so I can put in some time here outside of baseball and help the community when I have a chance."

"A lot of people are counting on me to succeed, and I know what I have to do this winter to succeed."

"I know that when you're playing well the city will do anything for you, while it's a little tougher when you're struggling. But they are behind you, because they definitely want to see you win."

"I read Driven To Deep Center everyday because that kid that writes on there is so awesome."



...What a nice dude

9 comments:

BloodStripes said...

Settling down at a young age should at least keep him focused on the job at hand. Winning 20 games for the Phillies.

Good luck Cole.

GM-Carson said...

Dude his wife is hot as hell. Locking her up is the smart move and I agree it should help keep him focused.

I heard Hamels only found Driven to Deep Center via WSBGM's...don't bogart all my readers Skeet! hahaha, I just shortened your name to refer to you as male ejaculant fluid...ha!

Skeeter said...

good reasoning...keeping him focused is huge. He is reminding me of howard in that he is saying and doing all the right things.

And while he did read wsbgms first...he has written me countless emails saying that i am a classier and more sophisticated individual. He apparently really doesn't like car....HA, now i shortened YOUR name to make it sound like an automobile! take that you Ford.

GM-Carson said...

i appreciate the insult, if that indeed was an insult, you cum-dumpster!

Skeeter said...

AHHH HAHA...cum dumpster!

wow...being seman is way more offensive than being a vehicle.

But thank you for calling me a cum dumpster. It made me laugh out loud.

GM-Carson said...

skeet- that's what i'm here for...amusement!

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