Opening Day Countdown: Part 5 - Mets

Only three days left. A measly weekend stands in the way of us and the start of the baseball season for Philadelphia. The countdown...

Monday: 7 players of concern
Tuesday: 6 reasons I love Chase Utley
Wednesday: 5 X factors
Thursday: 4 reasons the division title is ours
Friday: 3 gayest Mets
Saturday: 2 breakout performances to expect
Sunday: 1 biggest ass-munch on the team

The 3 Gayest Mets

I have been looking forward to doing this post since the countdown started. If you're offended by me using the word "gay", then substitute the word "lame" or "most-hated" or "fairy, sparkling fanny bandit" whenever it comes up. Actually, just don't continue reading this post.

1. David Wright
   I actually used to like the guy. But since the offseason rolled around and he began his pseudo-modeling career with Jose Reyes, I can't take this kid seriously anymore. What modeling career you ask? (I posted these a couple of weeks ago, but they are just too classic not to put up again)
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Also, see David Wright talk about his workout routine at Men's Health.
   
   
   
2. Jose Reyes
   See above. Need more proof? Okay:
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
3. Billy Wagner
   I'm not even sure if I even need to write out an explanation for this one. Last Week, We Should Be GMs did a damn good job of pointing out his striking similarity to infant girls. Another fine example of his flamboyancies, when I typed "Billy Wagner" into Google's image search, this picture came up:
   
   ...that's the two guys from Wham!
   

The daily pump-up pictures are of Ryan Howard grazing two magazine covers. One being Philadelphia Magazine and the other being ESPN. No GQ or Men's Health for this deacon of heterosexuality. Only sports and Philly for Rhyno.