Okay... So... Garcia is temporarily out with elbow stiffness. The length of the injury (as of midnight, Thursday) is uncertain. Also, our young catcher with some promise was also scratched from last nights game. I am not here to cry about this situation or predict a horrible 2007 season. I am here to attempt to keep your spirits high. I have three things to say:
- We have considerable depth at both positions. If Garcia starts on the DL, Lieber can step up. If Ruiz starts on the DL, Coste can fill in. Both are possible step-downs, however, both will still give us chances to win games.
- Both injuries could be nothing. Garcia had stiffness and Ruiz had soreness. There was no mention of the words "pop" "crack" "snap" "tear" "tommy john" or "erectile dysfunction." Any mention of those words could be very bad...especially the last one.
- Carmen Electra...
I hope Carmen and I helped to ease the pain. If you are a religious man, pray for the best...
6 comments:
I've never loved seeing a picture of Carmen Electra so much before. Thank you Skeeter!
You know she's supposed to be announcing that she and Joan Jett are an item at some big lesbian thing soon.
That's my favorite flavor of ice cream by the way, "Melted on Carmen Electra". Does Ben and Jerry's carry that?
I don't think even Carmen Electra pictures can help ease my worries over the bullpen. But thanks for trying!
what about nude pictures?
Now now...this site is rated G. Well, not really at all.
By the way, I just saw 300 for a third time and am jacked up to kill some Persians (Mets). That movie took my mind off the Phillies struggles...which don't seem so horrible now
Wait, you went to the theatre 3 times to see the same movie? LOSER!!!!
I kid, I kid.
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